Attack of obesititus

In Germany people loved their food that came from pigs. It was a very common food there since there were so many pigs. Almost every meal consisted of some kind of meat from pigs. In the 10th century these pigs started becoming extremely fat. Nobody knew what the cause of this fatness was. But the people of Germany did not really care because they did not think it was a big problem. In fact, some butchers thought this was a good thing because it would make the meat better.
There was one family in Germany that absolutely loved their pig meat. They had it every night for dinner. Some nights they had pork, and other nights they would have bacon. There was one girl in the family named Sam who was about 14 years old. She was a vegetarian so she never had the meat, but the rest of her family did. She then started to experience a very weird thing. The rest of her family was becoming very very fat and obese. Then as she walked through the city she saw a lot of other people becoming extremely fat. She would always wonder why they were so fat all of a sudden. Then one night she was in her room sleeping when he heard a loud kaboom. She ran over and looked in the room where her brother slept and just saw blood and bones everywhere. She screamed at the top of her lungs. Then her parents ran over and as they were running she just saw both of them explode. This scared the crap out of her. She called 911 and the ambulance came and saw this horrible thing. They decided to take the exploded family to the hospital for testing. They found that something was stopping their digestive system so they got so fat that they blew up. They didn’t understand why Sam didn’t get it while the rest of her family did. Then on the streets random people would just randomly blow up. It was a scary and gruesome thing to see. Many scientists were trying figure out what happened. They finally figured that it was the pig meat that everyone was eating. The bad thing was that Sam started to become fatter. Nobody knew why she was getting it since she never ate meat. They finally figured out that this disease was extremely contagious and just by walking past someone in the street with that disease could get you the disease. Soon everyone was suffering of this disease which they called obesititus. And not many people were left in Germany. Then with people traveling to other countries it started spreading all over the world. People thought the world was going to die. Poor Sam knew that her end was coming very soon. Eventually she blew up and died. Now that over half the world’s population was dead, scientists and doctors were frantically trying to find a cure. They found out if they take the pigs and make them more fit and skinny it will stop infecting the meat that comes from them. Soon they did this to all the pigs and the people stopped getting obesititus. Then the world’s population came back and everyone lived happily ever after, enjoying their pig meat.